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          <itunes:summary>UNBOTHERED + UNHINGED = UNFUCKABLE</itunes:summary>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Unbothered plus unhinged equals Unfuckable. Hosted by the diabolical mind of KAH.</p>
<p>this episode delivers sarcasm, satire, and survival — how to read people before they read you, demand respect without raising your voice, and be gloriously obnoxious by saying less.</p>
<p>No manifestation. No crystals. No vision boards. Just the truth, delivered dry, plus the Fuckcabulary Word of the Day: a word that exists in your life but not in any dictionary.</p>
<p>Listen every day — especially on the days you're at your wits' end. This is your spot to come and just zen the fuck out.</p>
<p>#Unfuckable #ZenTheFuckOut #Satire #Sarcasm</p>
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<p>this episode delivers sarcasm, satire, and survival — how to read people before they read you, demand respect without raising your voice, and be gloriously obnoxious by saying less.</p>
<p>No manifestation. No crystals. No vision boards. Just the truth, delivered dry, plus the Fuckcabulary Word of the Day: a word that exists in your life but not in any dictionary.</p>
<p>Listen every day — especially on the days you're at your wits' end. This is your spot to come and just zen the fuck out.</p>
<p>#Unfuckable #ZenTheFuckOut #Satire #Sarcasm</p>
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        <itunes:summary>The math is simple: unbothered plus unhinged equals Unfuckable. In this introduction, your host explains why she chose the word (with help from a foul-mouthed Scotsman on British television), why she’s fucking diabolical, and what you’ll learn here — like how to be obnoxious by not responding, and how to demand and command respect. No manifestation, no crystals, just the truth delivered dry. Listen daily, especially when you’re at your wits’ end. This is your spot to zen the fuck out.</itunes:summary>
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